mrhands

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My wife, who is a darling that I love very much, got these Vlamtostis for me because it was free. I want you to keep that in mind: The only reason she got it is because she got 100% cash back on it.

Reader, it is not a great product.

The Dutch have a long and storied history with the "tosti", a grilled ham and cheese sandwich, that extends all the way back to the 1970s. That's when the dairy lobby decided that people weren't consuming enough milk and cheese, and started heavily promoting a sandwich so easy even a child could make it at home. It is literally bread, ham, and cheese, and you can grill it in a toaster designed for that purpose, or just throw it in a pan. The campaign was a huge hit, and the tosti sandwich is eaten regularly by all walks of life, from the pre-schooler coming home in the afternoon to the college student pulling an all-nighter. If the Dutch had a national sandwich, it would be the tosti.

Which brings us to this brilliant product.

These are pre-packaged tosti sandwiches that you store in the freezer. Instead of warming them in your dedicated tosti iron, you put them in a pre-heated oven, making it much too dangerous for small children to do themselves. And a package of two will set you back three fucking euros.

The sandwich itself was average at best, not better or worse than any tosti I've made myself. And even after following the instructions, it was cold in the middle.


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