So I won't have power (and Internet!!) for a whole three hours.
Wish me luck. ✌
Worker: Oh, a cat! Is she nice?
Me: Absolutely not. She looks cute when she's sleeping, but she will bite you.
Them: Oh, she's like my girlfriend then.

I do UI programming for AAA games and I have opinions about adult games
So I won't have power (and Internet!!) for a whole three hours.
Wish me luck. ✌
Worker: Oh, a cat! Is she nice?
Me: Absolutely not. She looks cute when she's sleeping, but she will bite you.
Them: Oh, she's like my girlfriend then.