Mr. Hands

Hypefury is a service I used to pay for that allows you to schedule posts (née tweets) in advance, automatically attach a follow-up tweet, and other cool things like that. While it did help with engagement somewhat, it was horrendously expensive at ~€13/month and completely not worth it when you have a follower count in the low four digits. And that was before Twitter shit the bed. Since the takeover, I've been getting increasingly panicked updates like these from the CMO of Hypefury. Somehow, the zombified corpse of Twitter keeps shambling along, and Yannick is chained to them at the wrist.