Mr. Hands

Sometimes you like add all these big long well -regarded, Criterion Collection, award-winning porn movies to your watch list but then after a long day working you get home and you don't want to watch some sexfest with like fifteen characters and long intricate political plotlines that inevitably end on a down note. You kind of just want to turn your mind off with a like 70-90 minute long fuckvideo that might not have the greatest acting or cinematography ever but is just, you know, entertaining, with familiar stars and plotlines. Maybe even something you've seen a few times before! But then you feel guilty that you never watch the Palm d'Or winner orgyfilm and it's like, just there, haunting your "to watch" list to the point where you never open up Sexflix again.