see that asks button? that's there so you can ask me questions, i think. i just found out about it
i'm bored go use it
"I'm the Doctor"
⚠️WARNING: this account belongs to a certified clown. DO NOT ENGAGE WITHOUT PROPER SAFETY EQUIPMENT. (pfp by @xe-olive)
it's ok in a pinch but i'll prefer anything else that i don't outright hate
(notices account activation email)
(spotlight shines on singular mic in dark auditorium)
(i walk up to it)
(tap the mic, 10 seconds of painful feedback)
this is it. my first tweet or chowder or whatchamacallit on this site.
so uh
Mayonnaise. Am I right guys