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garak
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Your boyfriend? Yeah, we uh... standardized him? He now conforms to the NIST Reference Boyfriend specification. He doesn't know much about mecha fiction anymore, but he's quite knowledgable about American Football. Even has a favorite long-snapper. Yeah, and Game of Thrones, real big fan of it.

Looks like the standard was updated in uh, 2014? Yeah, the new version isn't coming out for at least another four years. His political beliefs? Sorry, the standard is paywalled, it costs about $1,500 to find out.


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