What I wanted: a 2-input stereo mixer consisting of 50¢ of opamps, 2$ of pots and jacks, and 2$ of power supply, marked up to 10$.
What the internet wants to sell me: 35$ of ~mystery mixer~ that, according to the reviews, bleeds signal back to the input devices and has bizarre clipping issues. Available from 10+ identical listings!
I swear I'm going to have to spin a whole PCB just to get a device that works