Mech Pilot who thought the speech you gave before landing the final blow on the enemy general, thus ending the war, was honestly kind of mid.
PARTIALLY COMPLETE TRANSCRIPT RECOVERED AFTER OPERATION "SCARLET BREAK". PILOTS IDENTIFIED AS CALLSIGNS "VULCAN" AND "WHISTLER".
!!__"WHISTLER"__!!
Amateur.
!!__"VULCAN"__!!
Huh? What did you just say?
!!__"WHISTLER"__!!
You heard me. You're an amateur. Your heroic, self-aggrandizing, war-ending speech? Mid.
!!__"VULCAN"__!!
What do you MEAN "mid"?! I put my heart and soul into that speech. We barely eked out a victory just now and you're standing here like a clown, insulting MY big speech?!
!!__"WHISTLER"__!!
Yeah. I am. You're a good pilot but your oration needs work.
!!__"VULCAN"__!!
Oh yeah? What exactly made my speech "mid", then, wise guy?
!!__"WHISTLER"__!!
Too cliché. Delivered in an overly dramatic manner. I think it's kind of obvious you stood in the mirror every morning practicing for this exact moment.
!!__"WHISTLER"__!!
Seriously, you spaced out during debriefs for this? "Face your own wrath, villain"? Are you twelve?
!!__"VULCAN"__!!
Fine, fine. I admit that part was sorta weak. How dare you call the rest "mid", though? The prose about how with his death this system can finally begin to heal, the clear explanation of just how much damage he had done to make him regret his actions in the last moments of his miserable life! How can you, in your right mind, call THAT "mid"?!
!!__"VULCAN"__!!
Besides, the nerve of calling me a twelve year old when you are the one who unironically used the word "mid"!
!!__"VULCAN"__!!
If you're going to start insulting my speech, articulate your points properly you goddamn moron!
!!__"WHISTLER"__!!
If you think he felt remorse being told what he did, wouldn't you think he felt remorse while doing it?! You think being told about all the sapient beings he eradicated would make him feel bad? You weren't talking to anyone! WE knew he was bad. HE knew he was bad! You were talking as if there was even one soul around listening to you drone on and on who DIDN'T know what this guy did! A good speech would make your opponent feel fear! It'd play to their fear of being forgotten, reaffirm their worst nightmare - that nothing they did truly mattered! Instead, you were standing there and gassing him up! He died happy!
!!__"VULCAN"__!!
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!!__"WHISTLER"__!!
Is that articulated enough for you, Shakespeare?
!!__"VULCAN"__!!
You know what? Fuck you. Next time, be a better pilot and maybe you'll get to give the cool speech.
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!!__"WHISTLER"__!!
Your speech was still, honestly, mid.
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