Dog Vomit Chug Champ

"you are not immune to propaganda" is propaganda. luckily i am immune

ten billion pounds of hammers for dinner again

My obsession with the phrase "at what cost" is starting to ignore cashiers

This that real wizard shit. Grown from a burning bush. Roll this shit up with your grimoire pages and make an apprentice go "Eureka!". This that shit that makes you feel like your own flesh puppet homunculus. This the shit they keep displayed in a shard of mithtril so it doesn't drown out the other dank, you see this shit at your local alchemists and ask not "how much is this" but instead "at what cost." This the material component for Investiture of Stoned. Hellfire blazing, demonworld dank. Just the smoke from this shit has enough mana to cast itself as a whirlwind. Dark magic kush makes the guards go brainless. Evil necroenchantment warlock hweed, that mind control, the shit they puff puff passed from down on high. The shit that tumbled from the mountains of Olympia.

My obsession with the phrase "at what cost" is starting to ignore cashiers