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I bet all y'all who posted about killing twinks with rocks don't even get off to it. Posers. My culture is not your costume

There’s a literary legend that Ernest Hemingway was once sitting in a bar in the Florida Keys and got into a fierce debate with one of the patrons that he could write a novel using just six words. The bar patron had read some of his novels and was a fan of his work. He believed there was no way that Hemingway could write a six word novel that had the depth and emotional resonance of his more famous novels. Hemingway disagreed, and after offering a simple wager, leaned over the bar, picked up a napkin, and wrote six words on it…

“She jerk me with her feet.”