nadleeh

My mom sold me to Celestial Being

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I am in my 20s.
I love video games, anime, DND, knitting, Gunpla, and the color pink. Sometimes I post what I draw.
I am also a yumejoshi! Sharing/doubles OK!
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pikestaff
@pikestaff

So for the past few weeks, tumblr has been holding a "Most Influential Shipping Tournament", where several of the most popular romantic ships on tumblr went off against each other in a massive bracket.

It's now the finals. Castiel/Dean from Supernatural is one of the finalists, of course. Supernatural is the slash shipping powerhouse that invented omegaverse, and tumblr has been its fandom's home turf for over a decade.

And the other finalists? Are Suletta/Miorine from G-Witch.

I have no idea how they did it. I haven't been following this tournament (until now). They apparently managed to just scrape past the Good Omens ship, which has been tumblr's darling for the last few years, and now they are against Destiel.

And they are currently WINNING. BY A LANDSLIDE.

Yuri fans, Gundam fans, Supernatural Burnouts Who Now Hate It, and people who Just Like To Meme all showed up in force for this.

Castiel/Dean Winchester are losing 38.2% to SuleMio's 61.8%

Supernatural fans (and most normal people, probably - I know it's hard to imagine but most people aren't weebs) are utterly baffled. Their tags and comments are a mix of utter confusion, and supervillain monologue speeches about how they are very oppressed for liking Supernatural.

Also one of them made this image supposedly to make fun of us SuleMio voters, but actually it just makes us look extremely cool:

an "us vs. them" boats meme.  Our Blessed Sulemio Revoltuion.  Our Glorious celebration of the superior ship.  Our Great let's go lesbians votes.  Our Noble flawless canon yuri fans.  Our Heroic long gundam history.  Their Barbarous Destiel Sweep.  Their Wicked disrespect for our fandom.  Their Primitive tumblr meme votes.  Their Backward generic white man overhypers.  Their Brutish 15 year queerbait.

Anyway I'm just sharing this because I find it incredibly funny, and as both a yuri and gundam fan, This Is My Moment.

Oh, and here's the poll (go vote for the girls)


nadleeh
@nadleeh

Entering the notes and getting hit in the face with takes like "making jokes about Sulemio defeating the white boy ship is racist and sexist against white boys" or "without Supernatural's representation laying the groundwork for future shows there would be no Witch From Mercy" was an experience. I need to study these people like bugs.


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in reply to @pikestaff's post:

i will never forgive the ending of Sobrenatural for having to explain my dad about the super hell (the one they used the spawn movie scene) and the car going to heaven because googled recomended some article or something about it's ending somehow.

If there's one thing my millennial ass has learned from being online since the early 2000s, it's that fanfiction shipping discourse is, without doubt, the primo source for the most batshit insane hot takes you will ever encounter - and when its competitors became more unhinged, moving from the likes of timecube to 5g conspiracy theories and qanon memes, the shippers somehow managed to up their game and become even more wild.

in reply to @nadleeh's post:

I saw on twitter one particular tumblr user that was having a borderline supervillain/ace attorney breakdown over their precious Destiel being clowned on by Sulemio.

It had all the energy of that one Russian priest that got so fed up with Rasputin that he renounced his faith, talked big shit about the royal family and then fucked off to the countryside (and then the US) for the rest of his life.