does anyone want to hire me to touch computers. i am house trained and don't leave messes (often (sometimes loud noises are scary))

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• my organic brain was replaced with a NEC V810 when i was 8
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does anyone want to hire me to touch computers. i am house trained and don't leave messes (often (sometimes loud noises are scary))
i want to touch computers while thinking about a socialism. perhaps while humming a pleasant tune to myself. when i am finished touching the computer i want a headpat and a cookie