there's something very funny about recruiters sending me emails looking for "fullstack engineers" like. my personal website is plain, unstyled html. what on earth gave you the impression

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there's something very funny about recruiters sending me emails looking for "fullstack engineers" like. my personal website is plain, unstyled html. what on earth gave you the impression
"hey I see you've spent a decade writing intricate distributed backup systems in C with frontend interfaces in python. Wanna write javascript for us?"
I literally do not know how to use node. I think I used npm once while following a readme for how to use some pokemon reverse engineering tool
the last time I wrote javascript was in college and I used jQuery lol
"hey I see you have experience with the LAMP stack from before I was even born" yeah man and that also served unstyled html and xml files. "AJAX" was a term people used then. dinosaurs roamed the earth
actually full stack developer just means you have written recursive code at some point
oh. in that case, I am extremely qualified. the software I write has arbitrarily many userspace stacks. you should see what happens when that goes wrong
what im hearing is you are a full stacks developer