I've never understood how people can keep anything in their back pockets. I sit with that ass! aren't you bothered by having weird lumpy shit pushed into your cheeks?

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I've never understood how people can keep anything in their back pockets. I sit with that ass! aren't you bothered by having weird lumpy shit pushed into your cheeks?
(i agree, back pockets are for receipts and if i happen to be walking around, they are a better place for long things than the front pockets; like a can of bug spray or something idk)
this is why I love carpenter jeans - for when you need to be a huge dork with a can of bugspray in your pants