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• high school dropout (proud)
• professional computer toucher (remorseful)
• my organic brain was replaced with a NEC V810 when i was 8
• love and kindness 'til we die, baby
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today, my alarm clock is the sound of lawnmowers. irritatingly it's the guy I hired and I have only myself to blame
we actually can't figure out who cut our lawn. nobody seems to know. it wasn't either of the people we spoke to for quotes. uhhhhh. who... cut our lawn.
who cut:
Vigilante lawnmowers must be a thing now idk
honestly it's possible because we didn't cut it at all this year yet and it was like thigh-high weeds everywhere. maybe someone got pissed at the neighborhood dandelion generator
when your guy shows up to cut the already cut lawn you gotta ask him to go into the lawn mowers chat and ask around
