Worked a lot on my "How to Linux" guide for windows users today. I am starting to wonder if this will become a short book by the time I am done
Edit: I don't suggest you open up the command line even once. I am NORMAL and SANE.
(There are many, many asides that I've written as optional detail clickables to read how to do a thing using the command-line if you want to, but they're squarely hidden from sight for the faint of heart.)

