avatar/pfp: Alixesque
banner: Mermaid Elizabeth
• high school dropout (proud)
• professional computer toucher (remorseful)
• my organic brain was replaced with a NEC V810 when i was 8
• love and kindness 'til we die, baby
gif: @westfailia
from my dental record, the reason I listed for my last visit:
The federal government says it's illegal to store 50 boxes of classified documents in my teeth? So I guess I need a dentist with top secret clearance to help remove them so I can surrender them to the DOJ
yeah I update it every time with some new stupid story and I get a huffy "oh you"
