naidje

🏳️‍⚧️ Fake gamer girl 🏳️‍🌈


 

Be gay! Do crimes! Make art!

 

30-something trans woman of color, PNGTuber, artist, weird nerd.

 

This page is mostly personal posts, SFW art, and rechosts.

 


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Unity3D
@Unity3D

Uhhh sure whatever we’ll send the bill for thoes installs to Microsoft and not you I’m sure they will just pay up they are chumps lol will you fuck off now?


Unity3D
@Unity3D

We’re only going to charge for the first install but if you DARE reinstall you favourite gacha game on a new phone, or put fucking kerbal space programs on your new pc we’re sending the bill again. That’s fair we deserve all the money. The moneys ours. Now off you fuck that’s gotta be acceptable terms.


Unity3D
@Unity3D

Is this a tax thing? Ol Johnny Tallarico does them tax dodge things all the time.

Okay sure charity bundle installs don’t count. Don’t ask us how were going to track that - just tell us if an earthquake or human rights violation or a war happens or something. It would be a good heads up for sniffing out new DoD contracts too.


Unity3D
@Unity3D

Do you self publish? Lol your a distributor now. Does your publisher not have an existing business relationship with us? Uhh I’m sure we can just bill them and it will be fine. I do not see any issues with this plan. It’s foolproof.


Unity3D
@Unity3D

How could it possibly be wrong?!? Oh yeah, and we’re going to use AI for fraud protection. It’s so neat we just make up a number and bam! A bill aparears monthly on your dashboard! Wild huh! Did I say make up? I meant.. we model a number of installs. Huh? What’s that? The digital store that sells your game has a 90 day payout structure? So you can’t possibly pay monthly for installs if your getting paid out 90 days after a sale? Sounds like a skill issue to me.

Anyways

do you like us again yet?



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