this nonstandard body position that was banned by the UCI from road bycicle racing was known as the 'supertuck'
(blows an entire pot of coffee out through her nose)

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this nonstandard body position that was banned by the UCI from road bycicle racing was known as the 'supertuck'
(blows an entire pot of coffee out through her nose)
"Preliminary investigations have suggested that a so called 'hypertuck' may be within achievable limits, but as of now no demand for such a thing exists."
"Theoretical physicists posit that the hypertuck is achievable in eleven dimensions or higher."
When questioned why such a process might be considered highly dangerous, a leading expert in the field of multidimensional Wingerology offered the following explanation:
"It is not so much the hypertuck that will cause issues, you see," they stated, tentatively. "But rather, the, ah, hyperuntucking..."
(Forgive me, I just can't help being a doofus)
something something could not be made to fit into the known universe <3