Thinking about this scathing restaurant review from March 2, 2020, and seeing all the "the food had no taste at all" moments like the warning signs at the start of a zombie movie
The Only Rotten Dollhart Webring
- They/Them
- www.twitch.tv/jebwrench
A hideous fruit, disgracing itself.
Allo-Aro
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in reply to @dog's post:
"An infection is spreading in downtown manhattan causing aggression. Citizens are advised to stay indoors."
"I went to this outdoor concert and it left me feeling indescribably angry"
the fact that it actually ends with "when we all get covid" pushes this over the top into all-time
Quite tickled that, within a month, this journalist had pivoted to translating "hey how are y'all getting weed during lockdown?" into article form.
in reply to @namelessWrench's post:
You know what's especially fucked about this? Restaurant critics typically eat at a restaurant multiple times before writing their review to ensure they're not catching a place on an off day. She had multiple opportunities to realize this was something more than a mediocre restaurant.