the way this game coerces you to engage with its most boring and tedious bullshit should be a warning sign to anyone who cares about games that whatever they're doing, they're doing a bad job of it
I have to be careful about talking about these pixels because people will be mad at me for hurting emet-selch's fucking feelings or whatever
'well why do you play it then,' they ask with ever expanding smugness brain,
BECAUSE I LIKE MY FRIENDS OKAY, BECAUSE THIS GAME HAS CAPTURED MY FRIENDS AND I WILL PAY $15 TO HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE I LOVE EVEN IN A GAME THAT IS 98% PISS BY VOLUME, THAT'S HOW MUCH I LIKE MY FRIENDS APPARENTLY
