namelessWrench

The Only Rotten Dollhart Webring

A hideous fruit, disgracing itself.

Allo-Aro



TalenLee
@TalenLee

the way this game coerces you to engage with its most boring and tedious bullshit should be a warning sign to anyone who cares about games that whatever they're doing, they're doing a bad job of it


TalenLee
@TalenLee

I have to be careful about talking about these pixels because people will be mad at me for hurting emet-selch's fucking feelings or whatever


TalenLee
@TalenLee

'well why do you play it then,' they ask with ever expanding smugness brain,

BECAUSE I LIKE MY FRIENDS OKAY, BECAUSE THIS GAME HAS CAPTURED MY FRIENDS AND I WILL PAY $15 TO HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE I LOVE EVEN IN A GAME THAT IS 98% PISS BY VOLUME, THAT'S HOW MUCH I LIKE MY FRIENDS APPARENTLY


TalenLee
@TalenLee

that ff14 wins awards for storytelling is proof that games can't be art


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in reply to @TalenLee's post:

you kill the boss but then it turns out he isn't dead and you fight some adds and then the boss gets up at full health and then you kill the boss and he isn't dead and there's an unskippable cutscene and then he gets up and fights you while your health depletes and if you don't do enough damage quickly enough you die and have to go back to 12 minutes ago

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