Has ever been this awesome

A hideous fruit, disgracing itself.
Allo-Aro
Has ever been this awesome
Wario's surgery to become a train had gone successfully. Unfortunately, he had no idea that signing up for riches for a commission by another fat man, with a top hat and monocle, left the greedy, moustachioed man with a train's meager level of rights and his days numbered. Alas, no one could have known the horrors of the tracks for naughty trains.