i am taking open your heart to darkness as a political slogan. i want to be the kingdom hearts/final fantasy/etc pastiche version of that guy in england (?) who runs for office as a wizard. talk about funding child care and free municipal clinics by tearing the fabric of reality asunder and inverting the temples of power where they stand. because, of course, comrades, any reality is possible if enough people join their will with it. villain beckon 🫴 running on a platform of destroying your foes with the power of your hatred to remake the world and the vibe of a problematic mommy mind controlling you into voting for her and her proposal for a right to housing and food, which basically involves giving the trash collectors union however much fucking money they want to start a program to pick up usable grocery "waste" and deliver it to anywhere else that would be useful and declaring eminent domain on all vacant housing units until all the people nearby are housed, complete with reward-based hotlines for tenants to snitch on their landlord for having empty apartments. "three months rent in cash if an inspection shows your landlord had illegally unoccupied units! you do not have to be the first to report! confidentiality guaranteed!"
if youre going to do electoralism why not go hard