elon should be led into a chase that ends with him running into a painting of a tunnel painted on a big rock. he should have to walk away from the encounter flat as a pancake and then making accordion noises as he decompresses and stretches out (like an accordion).
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A hideous fruit, disgracing itself.
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in reply to @atomicthumbs's post:
a bowling ball sized exit wound? so we talkin like, an explosive tipped .50 or a 20mm?
The fountain scene from "death becomes her" but it's Elon and he didn't drink the magic corpse juice first
Someone should get burned alive by an angry mob that somehow gives them magic dream powers then visit Musk in his sleep and pull him into his bed and turn him into a blood fountain. Maybe say a pun while doing so.
no issue with the sentiment, though i was curious whether this phrasing might actually be illegal in the US and thus not permissible? extremely brief investigation (and IANAL) (also not american) led me to this concept, which makes me think its fine?
additional reading: i would hazard that my fellow australians are not legally in the clear to make such statements
On Aussie law: kinda seems like this only applies to advocating violations of Australian law? Might want to extend that to the Commonwealth to be safe, but it does seem like you could advocate breaking American law without trouble under Australian law. Which suggests the above post may be fine?
I don’t know, I think that’s a bit too kind to him. I feel like whatever happens to him should be agonizingly slow and painful. The release of death should feel like centuries away, even if it’s only a few hours.
Why do that when they could go midevil on his ass and burn him at the stake?