A Jeb With No Name

@namelessWrench

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A hideous fruit, disgracing itself.

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A Jeb With No Name @namelessWrench9/14/2023, 11:19 PM

frankie boyle's beanbag chair of death @micolithe

Nire Bryce @NireBryce9/14/2023, 10:23 PM

worry not, it's not just useful companies who are tanking their main business this year

Gay Eminem on 9/11 @DecayWTF9/14/2023, 11:07 PM

this is incredible. this is something i would write as a joke.

frankie boyle's beanbag chair of death @micolithe9/14/2023, 11:15 PM

"we need you to coordinate with a bunch of software devs that are stealing data about how much people vape"

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The Pnictogen Wing @pnictogen-wing9/15/2023, 4:46 PM

oh gosh, I can't wait for the next "science and technology-based consumer-facing organization", it's like a revolution in euphemistic gibberish.

presumably they'll still sell cigarettes ~Chara

Nire Bryce @NireBryce9/15/2023, 6:56 PM

oh heavens no! they're in the solutions industry now.

As of September 30, 2022, PMI’s smoke-free products are available in 70 markets globally. Over 30 percent of our net revenue now comes from these innovative alternatives to cigarettes for those adult smokers who would otherwise continue to smoke. By 2025, we aim to be a majority smoke-free company.

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dead flag blues custom stepmania chart @MxSelfDestruct9/14/2023, 11:54 PM

am I fucking reading this right. is Phillip Morris International, the leader of the global tobacco industry, Pivoting To Le Cloud?????? what the fuck??????