A Jeb With No Name

honestly? it's kind of fucked up that i went to the trouble of going back in time and killing valatrax before his reign of terror could begin, and no one even seems to care

*thinking about my childhood best friend Valatrax who turned up dead in a ditch one day and whose killer was never found* hey!

couldn't have been me. i was only six years old in whatever year that was

So that's why Valatrax never returned my hand mixer