I'm here on behalf of tulip.io, the world's first cloud-native horticulture platform.
We all know that bulbs are the next big thing in our industry. My husband calls tulips his “precious darlings!” I wish he called me that haha.
Now we know that when it comes to tulips, the key word is scale. Right now, tulip fields cover 2% of the world's arable land, and most of that is using cloud-native technologies like Google Farm and Amazon Elastic Sharecrop.
Now, here's a demo where I grow a single tulip on my desk in real-time
A woman literally got on stage at Kubecon and said my husband calls [chat gpt] his best friend and ‘work wife’”
You could not pay me to tell on myself like that
