tag yourself im "tell your sweetheart your password and let them use your online account for one free hour of chatting with you"
(orig from found-in-retro-game-mags)
"Give your Heartthrob some interesting shareware." (It would be Ports of Call)

A hideous fruit, disgracing itself.
Allo-Aro
tag yourself im "tell your sweetheart your password and let them use your online account for one free hour of chatting with you"
(orig from found-in-retro-game-mags)
"Give your Heartthrob some interesting shareware." (It would be Ports of Call)
I'm the sexy GIF in an era where hardly anyone had digital cameras so I guess you scan in 30 sequential Polaroids while avoiding the judgmental glare of the Kinko's staff
<-old enough to remember when GIF was still a widely used still image format and not exclusively used for animation
"Give your heartthrob some interesting shareware" is just a euphemism for STD's.
I'm definitely "Give your heartthrob some interesting shareware" lol
"hey babe here's an archive file of abandonware screensavers and shareware schmups 💜"