A Jeb With No Name

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A Jeb With No Name @namelessWrench2/27/2024, 3:30 AM

gravis again @cathoderaydude

gravis again @cathoderaydude2/27/2024, 3:12 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqv1Ew8Pw1k

just ripped a DVD that's been kicking around my house for like six years.

gravis again @cathoderaydude2/27/2024, 3:14 AM

That's Not Why They Hate You, George

it's crucial that i be absolutely clear about this. there is a clip in the video where this old piece of shit and cruella deville come out of a bank carrying several huge sacks of cash, while the old piece of shit says in voiceover that the bank tellers hate him because they're women, and they know he's going to bring in a bunch of huge sacks of cash, and "these tiny hundred pound women will be straining to lift these huge sacks of cash"

i need to be absolutely clear that i am not making this up

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It's Dr.　　　　　　　　 Tim @wgwgsa2/27/2024, 3:21 AM

this is fucking incredible. i would like to sample this for a musical project about landlordism. if i may have your blessing.

Pendell @pendell2/27/2024, 3:25 AM

I mean gravis most certainly doesn't own the copyright on this material so it's not his blessing you need 😁

It's Dr.　　　　　　　　 Tim @wgwgsa2/27/2024, 3:28 AM

that occurred to me immediately after posting it. i was like. wait. thats kind of silly to ask. but there was such an immediate instinct to ask it. truly the copyright cop is deep in all our brains

gravis again @cathoderaydude2/27/2024, 3:32 AM

i am literally remixing this already as we speak. god willing we all get sued by Office Deli

It's Dr.　　　　　　　　 Tim @wgwgsa2/27/2024, 3:40 AM

if i am sued by them i will simply lie down and let the vultures carry me away

lily @lilith2/27/2024, 3:46 AM

good to know i'm not the only person who succumbs to the allure of strange dvds

🌊@wave2/27/2024, 4:43 AM

interesting: the one guy's car license plate is at 9:43.

@metricconversion2/27/2024, 6:50 AM

Oh this is rancid.

Austin Seven Dot Jpeg @wolfie2/27/2024, 8:29 AM

Women with insane haircuts love to be called "Florine Cole" fucking two-mineral ass name. Might go oxidise some shit and fuel a steam locomotive later, how bout you?

felidoptera (chridd/chrideedee on most other sites)@felidoptera2/27/2024, 10:22 PM

This video made me realize that I don't actually know who typically owns and gets the profits from vending machines.

Like, I probably would have assumed that vending machines inside businesses were owned by the business itself, or maybe the building owner if they're renting the building space; or else maybe owned by the machine manufacturer… but they're suggesting there are businesses whose entire job is to own vending machines?

Also my first reaction was confusion about, are they selling equipment or hiring people? and even by the end it wasn't clear what exactly they do, how much things cost, etc. (…although maybe the intended audience would already have that information from somewhere else, I don't know.)

gravis again @cathoderaydude2/27/2024, 11:47 PM

oh yeah the reason vending machines are all built like bank vaults, even if they're inside secure offices, is because they belong to third party distributors. the manufacturers don't want to do customer support and no end user wants to have to stock, maintain, and move a machine

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Amagire @amagire2/27/2024, 3:17 AM

to be fair they probably do hate him. I hate him and I'm not shoveling his $700 in sticky loose change into a coin sorter

gravis again @cathoderaydude2/27/2024, 3:18 AM

oh right the end of the post was supposed to be "That's Not Why They Hate You, George"

@ROU2/27/2024, 4:23 AM

i can't believe moneybags are real. imagine being a literal cartoon character. do you think he's afraid a man in a striped shirt is going to grab the bag and run off holding it over his shoulder. does he put it all in a big pile and jump in it cheering "yippee!" and "woohoo!" i hope he gets an anvil dropped on his head and walks away dazed and folded like an accordion.

@screamingturnip2/27/2024, 6:51 PM

"Dee you're absolutely nuts"
You own three different businesses whose fucking saying that. Were you maybe driving into oncoming traffic at the time?

This whole thing is like "I know it sounds risky" but like why? Like I'm kinda waiting for them to just start debunking some hither to unknown risk like "Glither the eater and desecrator of vending machine owners"