As a wedding present, Zeus gave Pandora a box (in ancient Greece this was called a jar) but warned her never to open it. Pandora, who was created to be curious, couldn’t stay away from the box and the urge to open the box overcame her. Horrible things flew out of the box including greed, envy, hatred, pain, disease, hunger, poverty, war, and death. All of life’s miseries had been let out into the world. Pandora slammed the lid of the box back down. The last thing remaining inside of the box was cope. Ever since, humans have been able to huff this copium in order to survive the wickedness that Pandora had let out.
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A hideous fruit, disgracing itself.
Allo-Aro
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in reply to @DecayWTF's post:
Although this is a shitpost version of it, we do recall a version that claimed hope was the worst of the evils, as it kept humanity continuing on in the miserable world they were now stuck with.
Still seething and malding about that wedding gift, so terrible and wasn't even on the registry