- dodgers underperform expectations and eke out a wild card berth, then run it back and win the world series in 5 games. the team immediately implodes shortly after due to a scandal
- mariners miss the postseason by one win
- phillies find yet another technically legal way to modify their uniforms
- mr. met is arrested in london for alleged television licence evasion
- climate activists glue themselves to the green monster
- someone cuts open baseballs and uncovers a scandal that MLB has been feeding dodgers stadium off-spec balls
- a team owner accidentally starts demolishing their ballpark before the season is over or before they even have grifted taxpayers into building a new one
- bobblehead giveaway gone wrong
- umpire sports betting scandal
- rob manfred is revealed to be the terminator and was sent back in time to destroy baseball
The Only Rotten Dollhart Webring
- They/Them
- www.twitch.tv/jebwrench
A hideous fruit, disgracing itself.
Allo-Aro
posts from @namelessWrench tagged #the fucking Dodgers
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But I do enjoy a momentary bit of schadenfreude. (I'm sure he'll do better once he gets comfortable stateside). ((Still not gonna feel too bad for the guy who signed the biggest contract for a pitcher ever))
the main thing i'm excited for in baseball this year is when the dodgers get swept out of the division series after winning 124 regular season games