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welcome adventurer, to a quest of great sights and wonders!
you find yourself in a beautiful village just off the highway. what will your first action be?
you find yourself in a beautiful village just off the highway. what will your first action be?
get mad swole at the gym
nice idea! getting buff is a healthy part of any balanced breakfast!
you bunnyhop to the gym, building up incredible forward velocity. you smash through the gym doors and front roll into the main training area. what will you train with?
you bunnyhop to the gym, building up incredible forward velocity. you smash through the gym doors and front roll into the main training area. what will you train with?
the dumbbells
what did you just call me, punk?
w-what?
don't play dumb with me, what did you just call me?
i-i didn't...
you didn't? hm? you insult a shark and pretend you didn't do it? do you want to know what sharks do to prey like you?
I'm sorry please don't eat me
fine. I won't. anyway you have a grand ol time with the dumbbells but you eventually die of old age
you got the "full and peaceful life" ending!
you got the "full and peaceful life" ending!
why am I turned on right now
you got the "we're all perverts here!" ending!
whatever that thing is
what? oh. oh that thing. you sure? I'm pretty sure all that rusty stuff is dried blood splatter.
yeah lets do it!
ok! you get into the contraption and almost immediately your skull is unceremoniously ripped from your head, leaving it looking like a deflated party balloon. feels great on your quads, though.
you got the "feel the burn" ending!
you got the "feel the burn" ending!
look at real estate
ah! looking to settle down already? what joy! you open up the classifieds and find three potential real estate investments, which do you choose?
the quaint corner loft
good choice! this stunning property on the corner of whatever street and wherever boulevard makes you feel tingly in places you didn't even know could feel tingly. so... sooo tingly. oh goodness... I think... I think you're gonna marry this house?
you got the "conjugal rental" ending!
you got the "conjugal rental" ending!
a beautiful seaside suite
beautiful! so beautiful! too beautiful! it's just beautiful! that's it! beautiful! the beaut! beautiful! beautiful! beautiful! beautiful!
you got the "beautiful" ending!
you got the "beautiful" ending!
swamp hole
oh. oh god. you've picked the swamp hole. do you understand the implications of your choice?
of course
oh. I see. oh well. I guess we're going to the swamp hole.
the swamp hole beckons.
the swamp hole beckons.
enter the swamp hole
you got the "swamp hole" ending!
what?
oh god. you don't even know what you've done.
the swamp hole beckons.
the swamp hole beckons.
RUN
you run as fast as you can, as far as you can, but you can never escape the swamp hole.
you got the "swamp hole" ending!
you got the "swamp hole" ending!
