I really want someone to make a speedrunning sports anime.
Just imagine it: the speedrunning mafia is running underground bets and tournaments. A bunch of seedy corpos with their specially picked speedrunners. And then, an unknown enters the tournament, looking to win big, a young spunky thing. It's her turn to shine, and the camera zooms out, fish eye lens, the sound grows distant. A heart beat. She grins, and cries out the name of her Special Move:
"BACKWARDS. LONG. JUUUUMP!"
Everyone stares in shock. They are losing today.
