It seems today,
that all you see,
is isekai in manga,
and mechs on teevee.
But where is that good old-fashioned yaoi,
on which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a Fudanshi Guy!
Lucky there's a man who
positively can do
all the things that make those
ukes cry
it's! Fu! dan! shi!
Guuuuuyyyyyyyy!