can't wait to eat hot diggity dogs [eagle screech] and an apple pie [eagle screech] with my ma and pa [eagle screech] on the 4th of ju-ly [eagle screech] [eagle screech] [eagle screech] and drink some ice cold beers [eagle screech] with some sodie pops [eagle screech] for the kiddos of course
dont forget to turn on pbs [eagle screech] to watch a bunch of old people [eagle screech] talk for hours [eagle screech] about how special they and their friends are [eagle screech] for killing people for mo- [eagle screech] oh my gOD WHERE ARE THESE EAGLES COMING FROM
You see Perry the Platypus, I was browsing Wikipedia when I went to the page for "Bald eagle", and they had a sound file for what it sounded like. So I clicked on it, and guess what! They just sound like normal birds! I did a bit more research and it turns out that the cry they usually associate with bald eagles is actually that of a red-tailed hawk.
So, I present to you - my EAGLE-INATOR! Now, the entire tri-state area will know what eagles really sound like! All I have to do is - wait how did you get out of that birdcage-
[fight scene that causes several firings of the ray]