Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to honour the life of big banker, embezzler, and landlord Wishbone, Boyks' old favourite, who we now must unfortunately END
It turns out the story is "not ALL men", "landlords are cool as hell", "the media asking legitimate questions and doing important reporting is bad actually," and "owning half of the town because your dad won it in a back alley poker game is cool and legal".
I'm sorry Wishbone. You gotta be put down.
