the main thing about watching 45 episodes of columbo is now i just don't think he's ever told the truth about his life once on screen. One time he says he has kids but it never comes up again. the 'my wife is never on screen' joke is good but why doesn't the man ever wear a wedding ring????????
there's a latter-day episode where a woman who blames columbo for her husband's death tries to poison columbo's wife and when he's confronting her at the end, he arranges to get a phonecall from the hospital telling him that she died, to trick her into admitting what she did
The main thing I learned following along and also watching 45 episodes of Columbo is that ACAB absolutely does include Columbo.
