A fictional commercial for a device that promises to make finding a specific song in a large collection of music files easier but the actual efficiency is rather questionable.
| (comment) | MIDI version of "She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain" finishes |
| (comment) | a mother and child sit on a couch |
| (comment) | a father sits in front of the computer |
| DAD | Wasn't that nice? |
| SON | Dad, can we hear "Camptown Races" now? |
| DAD | Son, you know those MIDI files aren't sorted. |
| (comment) | computer makes a defeated sound effect that sounds like a boing |
| SON | Please? |
| ANNOUNCER | Wish you could find a way to organize all your MIDI files by date and name? |
| Well, now you can with the Cinco MIDI Organizer filing system. | |
| (comment) | a brick-shaped device is displayed |
| It hooks up to any T-38 SCSI port. | |
| First, unlock your hard drive by rotating the Tulley Toggle. | |
| (comment) | a finger spins a rotating dial on a keyboard |
| Now, load our revolutionary 10 disk floppy software bundle. | |
| (comment) | a rapid sequence of floppy disks are shoved into a disk drive |
| Just sit back and watch the MIDI organizer as it identifies MIDI files, pulls them off your computer and puts them into the Cinco box. | |
| Once in the box, each file is assigned an UMRN or Unique Midi Routing Number. | |
| Now, you can organize your files by Name, Date, Kind, or Size. | |
| Then print. | |
| (comment) | a dot matrix printer slowly prints the sorted list of MIDI files |
| SON | We found it! |
| Camptown Races... | |
| (comment) | the son slowly begins to read the long string of numbers for the UMRN |
| (comment) | the father enters each number as they are called out |
| 65163687965107 | |
| (comment) | MIDI version of "Camptown Races" plays |
| ANNOUNCER | The Cinco MIDI Organizer filing system! |
| Order Now! |