- Cid, sarcastically, looking at his sword and the giant rock that clearly cannot be destroyed by a sword: "We're gonna need a bigger sword."
Clive, holding out his sword helpfully: "Mine's bigger!" - Clive, walking up to a man in a marketplace standing in front of a huge pile of furniture: "Are you the furniture maker?"
- Clive, after reading a letter signed by Sebastian Rutherford, Seneschal to Lord Byron Rosfield: "Rutherford... wasn't that the name of my uncle's servant?"
- Clive: "Here children, let me teach you an engineering lesson about assembling a scale!"
The children, afterwards: "Wow he assembled this completely wrong, didn't he."
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