Breaking: In an effort to push video game enthusiasts to take graphical fidelity less seriously, the Academy of the English Language issued a ruling today that the term "4K" will be officially pronounced "forkie". This ruling is effective immediately for governmental sources, but non-government entities have until the third of February to update their materials before facing fines from the FCC, CRTC, Ofcom, or other relevant regulatory body.
Immediately afterwards, California-based studio 2K Games issued a press release saying "Fuck dude we really dodged a bullet there. Goddamn can you imagine"
