I think fantasy swears almost universally come off as condescending bowdlerizations, but "great Greagor's gash" is truly incredible

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I think fantasy swears almost universally come off as condescending bowdlerizations, but "great Greagor's gash" is truly incredible
The thing about fantasy cursing, and ESPECIALLY blasphemies, is that on top of having good cadence, I have to be able to believe that someone would actually be scandalized by hearing it. So "by the gods" is absolutely nothing, makes zero sense—meanwhile, I ALREADY think that one sounds nasty!
there's a VERY good one just dropped like a third of the way into Nettle & Bone that made me laugh hysterically and definitely fits both criteria
almost every swear lands better if they also say fuck in universe
I think that the main issue with fantasy cursing is that they tend to make it sound needlessly lyrical, I don't think I've ever seen a fantasy curse or swear that just hits hard like yelling "Fuck!" at the top of your lungs can.
100% it's why I love that XVI has characters say things like oh fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck, most realistic thing they've ever done lol