puts on my baseball cap that reads "economic classes are defined by their relationship to the means of production, not their net worth" in very small embroidered stitching and my t-shirt onto which I've screenprinted "you have more in common with a star athlete who makes millions while being exploited by the entertainment media than you do with the owner of your local McDonald's franchise" by hand over the logo for a go-kart track
I turn around and you can see the phrase "sorry to bring theory onto your shitpost I know you probably know this I just like to reiterate it periodically" hastily scrawled in sharpie on my booty shorts