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the extremely boring and heteronormative AU Zandra, which came to life as a concept while hanging out with @nex3 tonight and terrifies me to my core
oh god she would be a middle manager in an office job, wearing the same kind of blouse and business skirt every day, dedicated to being as normal a woman as she could be
horrifying glimpse at what might have happened had I never become myself in a wholly different way
So now the question becomes: what shenanigans must be enacted in order to save them from their fate...?
Dark Zandra be like: I signed up to be the secretary of a struggling paper company and I'm just now realizing what I got myself into
On casual fridays, blandra puts one (1) little cactus plant on her desk and uses a differently-coloured lanyard for her access card. Both instantaneously disappear at 5:00pm, even though she's going to stay in the office for another two hours
Blandra publishes a new progression fantasy LitRPG novel on KDP every month but all of them have a protagonist named Greg whose special trait is that he's really good at swinging a large sword very fast. each novel's heroine is a blonde haired elf with a single distinguishing trait like "loves to swim". over the course of each novel the elf falls in love with Greg and they agree to get married but then she dies tragically at the start of the next one. rumor has it that in the next volume (#73) Greg will get a larger sword
every comment on this post is giving me tremendous psychic damage
what have I done
"Mice? I don't know, I'm not really an animal person."
