Steven Universe is problematic not for any of the usual bullshit reasons but because the "Mayor Dewey" van has left me completely unable to say four-syllable words or phrases like a normal human being

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Steven Universe is problematic not for any of the usual bullshit reasons but because the "Mayor Dewey" van has left me completely unable to say four-syllable words or phrases like a normal human being
Between camptown races, teenage mutant ninja turtles, and this, the world is conspiring to give us all echolalia for any number of syllables
it doesn't work but "cruisin' USA" from the nirvana the band wii shop channel song is is almost there for 5 syllables
๐ป๐ข TEEN-AGE MU-TANT
๐ป๐ข NIN-JA TUR-TLES
I have thankfully forgotten and will take this as my cue to not look it up.