- my work laptop is freezing constantly
- can't get a new one until I return a bunch of the dogfood devices I've been sent over the years
- haul a big bag of old devices to the office
- reception can't take em, gotta go to the "stuff locker"
- "stuff locker" is broken
- there are no longer any IRL tech support staff in the entire office
- haul a big bag of old devices back home
- work laptop is still broken
