other people thinking of "beach vacation": sand and sunscreen and cold fruity drinks, swimsuits and plastic chairs and big sun umbrellas, nothing to do but hang out and get buzzed and maybe take a dip in the ocean
me thinking of "beach vacation": rocks and wind and driftwood, cozying up by the fire in a cabin overlooking the sound, wading in the surf for as long as you can stand before your feet get so cold you think they'll fall off
