Natalie

Superman and Lex Luthor have a gay relationship not because they're in love with one another but because they hate one another in a specifically gay way

the phrase "serving clark cunt" just popped into my head and now it's in yours as well

Clark Kent is Superman's fursona

no no no hear me out

• self-expression as another species
• represents the truest aspects of his internal self
• owns suits just to present himself as Clark
• can't help enacting his favorite human traits even when not fursuiting

Comment from @rebound:

Wait...does this mean for Batman? He thinks of himself as Batman, and Bruce Wayne is just the mask he wears.

Bruce Wayne is not Batman's fursona.

• Batman is defined (relative to other superheros) by his baseline humanity, so Bruce Wayne is not a different species
• Bruce Wayne does not represent the truest aspects of his internal self
• He does not adopt Bruce Wayne mannerisms anywhere other than that persona
• Any read where his fursona isn't a bat is just clearly wrong