i came up with Crisis LeBaron today and now i'm like. well fuck. now i gotta come up with a good reason to use that name. shit

musician, image maker, BBS sysop, game boy user, pretend meteorologist, baseball watcher...
Was (@)yiffpolice on twitter (RIP 2013-2023)
Will always be @nicky from cohost (2022-infinity)
i came up with Crisis LeBaron today and now i'm like. well fuck. now i gotta come up with a good reason to use that name. shit
crisis lebaron raps into a vocoder that's modulating an AI generated rap and makes actionable threats against government officials
a performer whose on-stage outfit is always a short skirt and a loooooooong jacket