the most mind-numbing thing in the world is a food taxonomy debate. everything is soup. nothing is a sandwich. whatever. it's all food

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the most mind-numbing thing in the world is a food taxonomy debate. everything is soup. nothing is a sandwich. whatever. it's all food
i think it's fun to talk about but people take it way too seriously and try to turn it into a categorical system of objective truth about reality for no goddamn reason
i think they would give up or at least go mad if you told them to divine the taxonomic boundary that delineates what is and isn't a "salad"
Yeahhh... spared my last chuckle for that back while still a teen, friends arguing about whether taking a bath with a chip constitutes a dip
the ghost of plato stands over my shoulder and will not allow me to rest until I have placed every foodstuff into one and only one eternal and unchanging category
lets get REALLY pedantic: it's not actually a "meal" unless it contains ground grain. otherwise it's just a snack
but yeah people started getting really mad at me when i started being like "no a taco isn't a sandwich because that's why we made up the word taco. because it's not a sandwich. words mean things"