i'm in the spotlight—i've hit the big time! my show is sold out every night. my routine is flawless. i'm on a unicycle, drenched in vodka as the audience tries to throw an olive into my mouth; they call me The Human Martini

musician, image maker, BBS sysop, game boy user, pretend meteorologist, baseball watcher...
Was (@)yiffpolice on twitter (RIP 2013-2023)
Will always be @nicky from cohost (2022-infinity)
i'm in the spotlight—i've hit the big time! my show is sold out every night. my routine is flawless. i'm on a unicycle, drenched in vodka as the audience tries to throw an olive into my mouth; they call me The Human Martini